chet not stupid

chet smart.

Thursday, April 27, 2006

chet not like yepsen

chet not like yepsen.
Secretary of State Chet Culver looked nervous and hesitating. The rap on Culver is that he's not bright enough to be governor, and there was little in his performance to ease Democratic concerns he's just not ready to go toe-to-toe with the Republican candidate, Jim Nussle.
yepsen mean.

chet update.

dailykos mean, too.
I was entirely unimpressed by Chet Culver. He seemed to have very few ideas during the debate, talking heavily about "electability" and "election-year conversions". He failed to make a strong stand on anything during the debate. It seems to me that his current popularity is based mostly on his and his father's name recognition, and that if he does not improve as a candidate his support will decrease as people begin to pay attention to the race.

Wednesday, April 26, 2006

chet scared

chet scared. dave vaudt investigating bill knapp. bill give lots of money to chet. bill also chair of chets campaign. dave vaudt kinda getting lots of attention so chet not sure what happen. you maybe remember this. bill buy some land for 15,000 an acre from brother's non-profit. then department of transportation magically change mind and decide to build there. then bill sell same land to state for 130,000 an acre. some people say bill chets brain. that not true. bill just chets bank and so are virginia and maryland. wife is brain.

chet hope bill not get into trouble. chet need bills money to convince iowa chet not stupid.

Monday, April 24, 2006

chet on tv

chet on tv. everyone say chet have to get free media. look what chet get. if that not smart, chet not know what smart is.

people say chet not got at his job. they say he screw up amendment to iowa constitution. they say he leave iowans private information on internet for six months after state ombudsman tell him he should take down. they ask why govenment people who know chets work best all for mike blouin or run against chet himself like ed fallon. but chet get on tv. people know who chet is. chets dad famous.

chet think you need to get to conventions. chet might have supporters for his supporters (chet have picture below). chet say vote for him on 6th of june. chet make you proud. he smart.

Friday, April 21, 2006

chet have facts about blog

chet have facts about blog. people who help him think you be interested.
unique visitors: 20,069
most regular visit: person from reston, virginia who use aol (maybe man who get chet all out of state checks).
strangest place: bulgaria
chet going to bed. he have big day tomorrow. chet handing out team culver jockstraps at district conventions. look like this:

maybe you get lucky and get one for you.

Wednesday, April 19, 2006

chet get refund

chet get refund. chet get $299. what you think chet do with it? chet thinking bout ipod. chet can listen to dinosaur songs on ipod when he ride to meetings. you have better idea?

Monday, April 17, 2006

chet get another woman

chet get another woman. now chet have 221 woman who promise to vote for chet. how many more chet need?

Sunday, April 16, 2006

chet say happy easter

chet say happy easter.

Thursday, April 13, 2006

chet have money

chet have money. that good reason for people to give him money. someone disagree. they think chet writing letter telling about money and asking for money not good enough. chet wonder what more they want. chet have money. people know chets last name. what else?

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

chet get a little message board on the side

chet get a little message board on the side. it new feature for blog. write there if you want. some already use it. chet like tv and sports, so maybe he be sportscaster someday. chet not sure his dad can get that job for chet though. one time someone say chets forehead shiny.

Monday, April 10, 2006

chet not like soup

chet not like soup. some people try to get him go sip soup. that not chets style. chet like steak, and everyone he know like steak.

they tell chet bring his silver spoon to soup kitchen. chet not sure what they mean by that.

Friday, April 07, 2006

chet not really have anything to say about scandal

chet not really have anything to say about scandal. chet think it good that people stop talking about bill knapp though. bill knapp telling chet how he get elected. bill knapp say once chet governor chet can tell him where everything is going to be built. then bill can buy up all land around it and make lots of money.

Tuesday, April 04, 2006

chet usually can tell time

chet usually can tell time. it get hard for chet when clock doesnt have numbers but has letter like I's and X's. chet try to stay in time, but not always when chet get confused. also, chet not pick out own outfit. it someone else's fault he wear wrong colors, which chet know all of by the way.

Monday, April 03, 2006

chet debate

chet debate. it in the news. you probably see it.

chets staff say one thing. they say chet already win low exepectations part. they say if chet show up with both shoes tied, he probably win debate. they not say whether chet have to do it himself though. chet practice just in case.

they take questions for debate from readers. since chet not read all the time chet not sure if it ok for him to give questions. here some suggestions if you want to help chet you can give to register.

chet, can you tell about what it like to play football in virginia?
who has smallest neck to chin ratio, because he should win?
who has more senators in family?
chet, why you like green so much?
who would win at wrestling?

chet ask you please not to ask any math questions or anything about how to amend iowa constitution. chet never been good at those.

chet like to see some other questions, so you can put them here. chet write answers on hand so he not look stupid.