chet on tv
chet on tv. everyone say chet have to get free media. look what chet get. if that not smart, chet not know what smart is.
people say chet not got at his job. they say he screw up amendment to iowa constitution. they say he leave iowans private information on internet for six months after state ombudsman tell him he should take down. they ask why govenment people who know chets work best all for mike blouin or run against chet himself like ed fallon. but chet get on tv. people know who chet is. chets dad famous.
chet think you need to get to conventions. chet might have supporters for his supporters (chet have picture below). chet say vote for him on 6th of june. chet make you proud. he smart.
posted by chet culver @ 11:20 PM
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I saw this on the news last night. Hilarious!
Chet not the only one paying for his press? That make Chet smarter than Mike or Ed!!!
Blouin scored the free media. Or at least the cheap media. How much is he paying for this thing anyway?
Culver is incompetent. I'm frightened by the prospect of him as governor.
See chet! Now fans call you incompetent! That nice! The only way to be ingover-ment is to be incompetent.
I sleep incompetent when I go camping, too.
Now chet famous for being smart! Chet smart! He not pay for being on tv!
Chet incompetent but he got Mariclare Thinnes Culver to help him do things like sound out the big words and count on fingers cuz she got 10 too and that make extra. She wear the pants in the family and Chet wear the jockstrap.
I can't believe WHO showed this. What a disgrace.
Chet's not the only pol with a blog. Look at Brian Kennedy's.
Chet might have high poll numbers but half of the people think the pollsters are talking about his dad. The rest are 19 year old cute little chubby college boys.
"Sometimes I can't tell whether you're for it before you're against it, or against it before you're for it"
That's because you're an idiot.
I am tired of the speculation for who runs this blog. This site is actually run by a man named Chester Bigley, or "Chet." He leaped at the opportunity to create a blog as a different Chet, and knew that he would get plenty of exposure and visitors. Now that it hit the DSM nightly news, he knows he's succeeded.
Chester works for a golf course in north central Iowa. He drives a silver 2004 Honda Accord. He has a wife, Emily. He enjoys cribbage.
How do I know all this? Because Chester "Chet" Bigley is my brother. He owes me $250, and I told him I'd reveal his identity if he didn't pay up. Congratulations, brother, you just lost your proudest secret.
Culver spent money - I assume taxpayer money - to give every school in Iowa pre-election packets for each election since he became Sec. of State.
His face was front and center in every publication.
Talk about sublimination swaying of today's younger voters.
Chet's lips move when he reads to himself. Really!
Although Chet lips move when Chet read to Chetself, Chet take umbrage (big word) at implication that Chet stupid. Chet smart!
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