chet not stupid

chet smart.

Thursday, January 22, 2009

chet really mad

chet really mad. chet read this:

Simply put, Chet Culver has poor money management skills. It took him till February to pay his to VISA bills from December 2007. He repeatedly is paying finance charges on his credit cards meaning he was either late in paying them, or isn’t paying them off every month, which is stupid when you have over a million bucks in the bank. What a waste of money.

While on the surface these are all minor things, but this is the guy who wants to put $700 million on our state credit cards. He say’s we will pay it back with gambling revenues, which seems to be the answer to everything these days. I think I remember him wanting to pay teachers with gambling revenue during the 2006 campaign. Anyway, my point is Chet Culver is the LAST person we should trust with our state finances. If you need proof, just check out his online discourser, don’t bet on Chet.

that make chet a little mad. but that just some crank blogger. yepsen crank, too, but he not blogger. that why this make chet really mad.

The move is shortsighted, because Iowa would be giving up hundreds of millions in future income from the lottery in return for a piddly one-time lump-sum payment.

But to the governor, speaker and leader, that shortsightedness doesn't mean much. If it helps them balance the books now, what the heck. Let future politicians decide how to balance their budgets without lottery money.

chet not shortsighted. chet long sighted. this deal give chets big donors two billion dollars to donate to chet over next 49 years. they need that money. top 16 donors to chet gave chet almost half million dollars last year. that half of what chet made. how chet get donations in bad economy if donors not have free money?

Don't two generations of Iowa schoolkids need that $2 billion more than a bunch of gambling businesses and the out-of-state hedge-fund operators who'll bankroll this thing?

no. chets donors need money more. how else chet get relected? chets dads washington friends not live forever.

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Tuesday, September 16, 2008

chet make todd dormans blog again.

chet make todd dormans blog again.

Gov. Chet Culver stopped by The Gazette for an editorial board chat this afternoon. Here’s the Chet Notes version, like Cliffs Notes, only with less detail.

chet like that. chet squeak through school reading cliffs notes. now chet have own notes. chet notes cut out details like other branches of government to get stuff done.

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Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Chet sweat

Chet sweat. It hard work looking at flood.

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Wednesday, May 07, 2008

chet busy counting chets money

chet busy counting chets money. chet get raise. chet also get control over money that used to go for schools. it so much money chet count for long time. then chet run out of toes when he get to 12 and chet have to start over.

chet think todd dorman read chets blog. todd complain that chet try to keep newspapers from getting chets emails. what they need that for? just read chets blog.

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Tuesday, February 12, 2008

chet run for president

chet run for president. it in des moines register.
Chet Culver for president?

The first-term Iowa governor smiled when asked the question Friday in a meeting with Des Moines Register editors and reporters. He left no doubt he is leaving the door open to that eventual possibility.

chet think it good fit. president wear suit, chet wear suit. some not agree.

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Saturday, February 09, 2008

chet endorse obama

chet endorse obama. chet two months late. iowa vote weeks ago. chet hope wife not mad at chet. chets wife endorse edwards in time for caucus.

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Thursday, February 07, 2008

chet write letter to todd dorman.

chet write letter to todd dorman. todd dorman anser.

Dear Dr. Compassion, Last year was so great, but this year stinks. Legislative leaders kicked my great can deposit idea, poked fun at my weight-loss challenge and badmouthed my budget. Now people say I shouldn’t have spent $90,000 on a big fun voter party, with cake and stuff, when I was secretary of state. What do they know? I’m the governor. How do I make them shut up and do it my way?
Sincerely, Ticked at Terrace Hill.

Dear Ticked, Sounds like someone needs a long winter’s nap.

he edit chets writing because he professional but chet happy he get answer. long nap just what chet need. chet have lunch first.

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