chet not stupid

chet smart.

Wednesday, May 07, 2008

chet busy counting chets money

chet busy counting chets money. chet get raise. chet also get control over money that used to go for schools. it so much money chet count for long time. then chet run out of toes when he get to 12 and chet have to start over.

chet think todd dorman read chets blog. todd complain that chet try to keep newspapers from getting chets emails. what they need that for? just read chets blog.

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Tuesday, February 12, 2008

chet run for president

chet run for president. it in des moines register.
Chet Culver for president?

The first-term Iowa governor smiled when asked the question Friday in a meeting with Des Moines Register editors and reporters. He left no doubt he is leaving the door open to that eventual possibility.

chet think it good fit. president wear suit, chet wear suit. some not agree.

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Saturday, February 09, 2008

chet endorse obama

chet endorse obama. chet two months late. iowa vote weeks ago. chet hope wife not mad at chet. chets wife endorse edwards in time for caucus.

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Thursday, February 07, 2008

chet write letter to todd dorman.

chet write letter to todd dorman. todd dorman anser.

Dear Dr. Compassion, Last year was so great, but this year stinks. Legislative leaders kicked my great can deposit idea, poked fun at my weight-loss challenge and badmouthed my budget. Now people say I shouldn’t have spent $90,000 on a big fun voter party, with cake and stuff, when I was secretary of state. What do they know? I’m the governor. How do I make them shut up and do it my way?
Sincerely, Ticked at Terrace Hill.

Dear Ticked, Sounds like someone needs a long winter’s nap.


he edit chets writing because he professional but chet happy he get answer. long nap just what chet need. chet have lunch first.

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Sunday, January 27, 2008

someone write about chets blog while he eat.

someone write about chets blog while he eat.

check this out: Chet not stupid. This is a spoof sight for a guy who was running for Governor of Iowa. Apparently he is really dumb in real life though. Someone in my office worked for this guy's election campaign.

chet not dumb. chet like people read blog. chet think alot last year. chet decide that 8 cents close enough to 10 cents to be same thing.

Sunday, March 18, 2007

chet sell appointments

chet sell appointments. chet get 30,000$ from a couple people to campaign. now chet make them board of regents. chet make list. let chet know if you intersted.

iowa finance authority board - 30,000$
iowa civil rights commission - 15,000$
accountancy examining board - 4500$
board of pharmacy examiners - 3000$
iowa supreme court - make offer

Tuesday, February 27, 2007

chet say you read this if there no power

chet say you read this if there no power. chet think it not ok to be in house without no lites. some not agree.

Why is staying in a house without electricity "unacceptable" in this day and age? 70 years ago, only about 11% of farmers had electricity, yet they didn't die.

chet think most farmers from 70 years ago are dead. chet think that prove point. chet bet there no one alive from before lectricity invented by president franklin.