chet not stupid

chet smart.

Monday, April 03, 2006

chet debate

chet debate. it in the news. you probably see it.

chets staff say one thing. they say chet already win low exepectations part. they say if chet show up with both shoes tied, he probably win debate. they not say whether chet have to do it himself though. chet practice just in case.

they take questions for debate from readers. since chet not read all the time chet not sure if it ok for him to give questions. here some suggestions if you want to help chet you can give to register.

chet, can you tell about what it like to play football in virginia?
who has smallest neck to chin ratio, because he should win?
who has more senators in family?
chet, why you like green so much?
who would win at wrestling?

chet ask you please not to ask any math questions or anything about how to amend iowa constitution. chet never been good at those.

chet like to see some other questions, so you can put them here. chet write answers on hand so he not look stupid.

5 Comments:

At 4/03/2006 9:16 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

How's this: Chet what's it like to be so young and attractive, especially compared to these two?

 
At 4/04/2006 12:46 AM, Blogger chet culver said...

chet like that one. unless your a guy. chet think that ok. but he not want to give wrong impression.

 
At 4/10/2006 12:42 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chet Culver is a bloated pig! Get your eyes tested, ANONYMOUS!

 
At 4/11/2006 5:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi chet. me chet too. when de bait? fish season not start yet. me like fish. my question this: you like fish?

Fish like chet. Chet like fish. Don't forget de bait. Fish like de bait.

chet

 
At 5/19/2006 3:55 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chet use de bait to fish in de nial. De nial big river in Africa. Chet still like dinosaur songs.

 

Post a Comment

<< Home