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Tuesday, May 30, 2006

chet have one week

chet have one week. chet need to convince iowa that chet not stupid. he need to convince iowa some things so they vote for chet. here the list:

that state legislators not know anything about governing. state legislators not endorse chet. they all go for someone else. but they not know anything about government or about the people running for governor.

governor vilsack not know anything about governing. he not officially against chet, but he definately not for chet. not pay attention to that. what he know about government or chet?

that chet not have to pay attention to state constitution. chet not pay attention and screw up amendment to iowa constitution. this article explain. it not like constitution important.

that chet not need to go to meetings (patty not need go either). chet miss almost ever meeting of the executive officers of iowa. chet not care and neither should you. chet not add anything to meetings anyway.

that chet not need money from iowans. chet not need support from grass roots. chet have DC roots instead. chet grow up there. his family there. DC roots pay bills better, and not expect good government in return. chet get more money from DC area than sitting congressman.

that truth not matter. even democrats in the legislature call chet a liar. but chet not care. honesty not important. it what people believe that important. chet learn that from karl rove. fibbing ok if it makes problems go away.

that it ok to ignore state ombudsman. chet put iowans private information on the internet for anyone to get. ombudsman tell him to fix it, but chet ignore. chet ignore for six months.

that yepsen not know anything about iowa politics: "The rap on Culver is that he's not bright enough to be governor, and there was little in his performance to ease Democratic concerns he's just not ready to go toe-to-toe with the Republican candidate, Jim Nussle."

that it ok to have someone on campaign team who milked state for millions in department of transportation land deal. it under investigation. "The expo spurned the interest of two other bidders and accepted $15,072 an acre from Knapp and Elwell in 1999 without an appraisal and without advertising the sale. Knapp and Elwell later resold a portion of the property to the state for $130,000 an acre...

Many of the questions, Vaudt said, center on the cozy relationships among Knapp, Elwell, the expo and the Iowa Department of Transportation, and whether those ties led to decisions that cheated taxpayers.
so all chet really have to do is to convince democrats these things and he win next week. oh he forgot one thing:

that nussle, independents, and republicans won't care about these things or anything else that chet forget to list. maybe this most important thing to remember. they just let sleeping dog lie.


At 5/30/2006 5:51 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

that nussle, independents, and republicans won't care about these things or anything else that chet forget to list.

not bloody likely. this campaign has been a cakewalk compared to the general.

At 5/30/2006 11:19 AM, Anonymous another thing said...

You forgot

That Chet hides behind abortion to justify his conservative beliefs on execution and state recognition of same-sex marriage.

At 5/30/2006 11:46 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chet gonna lose next Tuesday. Big time.

At 5/30/2006 3:34 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

If he don't lose on Tuesday then we going to have Nussle as governor for a while.

At 5/30/2006 3:58 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'll vote for Nussle before I'll vote for Chet Culver. THAT'S what a bad guy I think Culver is.

At 5/31/2006 5:39 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Geez, hope Andy has enough money saved up to get Mike through the general. Culver conservative? Holy Christ!!

At 5/31/2006 10:32 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Blouin and Gronstal boys, hope after Culver wins you will finally take down this silly chicken shit blog. He's such a shoe in to lose you had to put up this mean spirited blog to try to smear him and tear him down. You can lie and smear him all you want as you hide behind this anonymous blog, but you can't change the fact that the polls show that Culver beats Nussle and Nussle beats all of the other Dems.

At 6/01/2006 7:42 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, polls also showed Governor Vilsack losing to Lightfoot by 30% 3 weeks before the 98 general election .. But we all know how that turned out. Maybe Chet to stupid to remember his history too?

At 6/01/2006 11:39 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chet's goin' DOWN!

At 6/01/2006 1:11 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Speaking of polling history, here’s another great one for you Chet: “Dewey Defeats Truman!” Another great example of how wonderfully reliable polling data can be. If there is one thing I would have hopped Chet figured out in his 8 years as the chief elections official its this: The only poll that means anything is the one taken on election day. That’s the poll where little Chester isn’t going to be as strong as he thinks.

At 6/01/2006 1:40 PM, Anonymous Knock off the bullying, Mike said...

Is that why Blouin has started the negative phone calling by his union thugs? What a freaking classy guy!

At 6/01/2006 1:50 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now Chet REALLY steamed! Veins sticking out in my fat forehead I'm so mad. It should've read "Poles" not "polls."

(My cousins in Warsaw got some splainin' to do!)

At 6/03/2006 12:59 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"union thugs?"

Nice to know what the Culver folks think of working folks.


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