chet sad. chet get email from people who help chet blog. it say something about 'crisis of conscience.' chet not sure what that mean, but he sure you figure it out. it say they not sure if they help chet with blog anymore. chet only have 1/3 help he had before last week. that less than half. but chet still have to tell iowa that chet not stupid so chet work extra hard.
also chet have new fan site where papparazi pictures are posted. you only see bottom rung of chets washboard, but chet have it. remind chet to show next time you see.
before chet forget, he like to say sorry to handkerchief for being so sweaty. chet sorry, hanky.