chet not stupid

chet really mad

2009-01-22T09:53:00.003-06:00

chet really mad. chet read this:

Simply put, Chet Culver has poor money management skills. It took him till February to pay his to VISA bills from December 2007. He repeatedly is paying finance charges on his credit cards meaning he was either late in paying them, or isn’t paying them off every month, which is stupid when you have over a million bucks in the bank. What a waste of money.

While on the surface these are all minor things, but this is the guy who wants to put $700 million on our state credit cards. He say’s we will pay it back with gambling revenues, which seems to be the answer to everything these days. I think I remember him wanting to pay teachers with gambling revenue during the 2006 campaign. Anyway, my point is Chet Culver is the LAST person we should trust with our state finances. If you need proof, just check out his online discourser, don’t bet on Chet.

that make chet a little mad. but that just some crank blogger. yepsen crank, too, but he not blogger. that why this make chet really mad.

The move is shortsighted, because Iowa would be giving up hundreds of millions in future income from the lottery in return for a piddly one-time lump-sum payment.

But to the governor, speaker and leader, that shortsightedness doesn't mean much. If it helps them balance the books now, what the heck. Let future politicians decide how to balance their budgets without lottery money.

chet not shortsighted. chet long sighted. this deal give chets big donors two billion dollars to donate to chet over next 49 years. they need that money. top 16 donors to chet gave chet almost half million dollars last year. that half of what chet made. how chet get donations in bad economy if donors not have free money?

Don't two generations of Iowa schoolkids need that $2 billion more than a bunch of gambling businesses and the out-of-state hedge-fund operators who'll bankroll this thing?

no. chets donors need money more. how else chet get relected? chets dads washington friends not live forever.

chet make todd dormans blog again.

2008-09-16T17:43:00.000-05:00

chet make todd dormans blog again.

Gov. Chet Culver stopped by The Gazette for an editorial board chat this afternoon. Here’s the Chet Notes version, like Cliffs Notes, only with less detail.

chet like that. chet squeak through school reading cliffs notes. now chet have own notes. chet notes cut out details like other branches of government to get stuff done.

Chet sweat

2008-06-10T22:52:00.004-05:00

Chet sweat. It hard work looking at flood.

chet busy counting chets money

2008-05-07T13:01:00.004-05:00

chet busy counting chets money. chet get raise. chet also get control over money that used to go for schools. it so much money chet count for long time. then chet run out of toes when he get to 12 and chet have to start over.

chet think todd dorman read chets blog. todd complain that chet try to keep newspapers from getting chets emails. what they need that for? just read chets blog.

chet run for president

2008-02-12T15:47:00.000-06:00

chet run for president. it in des moines register.

Chet Culver for president?

The first-term Iowa governor smiled when asked the question Friday in a meeting with Des Moines Register editors and reporters. He left no doubt he is leaving the door open to that eventual possibility.

chet think it good fit. president wear suit, chet wear suit. some not agree.

chet endorse obama

2008-02-09T18:54:00.000-06:00

chet endorse obama. chet two months late. iowa vote weeks ago. chet hope wife not mad at chet. chets wife endorse edwards in time for caucus.

chet write letter to todd dorman.

2008-02-07T11:56:00.000-06:00

chet write letter to todd dorman. todd dorman anser.

Dear Dr. Compassion, Last year was so great, but this year stinks. Legislative leaders kicked my great can deposit idea, poked fun at my weight-loss challenge and badmouthed my budget. Now people say I shouldn’t have spent $90,000 on a big fun voter party, with cake and stuff, when I was secretary of state. What do they know? I’m the governor. How do I make them shut up and do it my way?
Sincerely, Ticked at Terrace Hill.

Dear Ticked, Sounds like someone needs a long winter’s nap.

he edit chets writing because he professional but chet happy he get answer. long nap just what chet need. chet have lunch first.

someone write about chets blog while he eat.

2008-01-27T12:12:00.000-06:00

someone write about chets blog while he eat.

check this out: Chet not stupid. This is a spoof sight for a guy who was running for Governor of Iowa. Apparently he is really dumb in real life though. Someone in my office worked for this guy's election campaign.

chet not dumb. chet like people read blog. chet think alot last year. chet decide that 8 cents close enough to 10 cents to be same thing.

chet sell appointments

2007-03-18T03:26:00.000-05:00

chet sell appointments. chet get 30,000$ from a couple people to campaign. now chet make them board of regents. chet make list. let chet know if you intersted.

iowa finance authority board - 30,000$
iowa civil rights commission - 15,000$
accountancy examining board - 4500$
board of pharmacy examiners - 3000$
iowa supreme court - make offer

chet say you read this if there no power

2007-02-27T22:05:00.000-06:00

chet say you read this if there no power. chet think it not ok to be in house without no lites. some not agree.

Why is staying in a house without electricity "unacceptable" in this day and age? 70 years ago, only about 11% of farmers had electricity, yet they didn't die.

chet think most farmers from 70 years ago are dead. chet think that prove point. chet bet there no one alive from before lectricity invented by president franklin.

chet fail math

2007-01-31T14:47:00.000-06:00

chet fail math. that never been good subject for chet. law school too tough for chet too. it good that it easier to be governor.

chet governor

2007-01-13T23:08:00.000-06:00

chet glad he quit blog. chet have time to win election. chet never go to meetings so maybe chet blog now. this chets favorite part of speech:

it remind chet of chets best campaign speech:

chet resign blog

2006-06-16T23:51:00.000-05:00

chet resign blog. tonite chets dad tell him he spend too much time on computer. now chet focus chets dad say. it big day tomorrow. mike and ed say chet focus too. that what chet do.

thanks for read chet not stupid.

chet sad

2006-06-13T18:16:00.000-05:00

chet sad. chet get email from people who help chet blog. it say something about 'crisis of conscience.' chet not sure what that mean, but he sure you figure it out. it say they not sure if they help chet with blog anymore. chet only have 1/3 help he had before last week. that less than half. but chet still have to tell iowa that chet not stupid so chet work extra hard.

also chet have new fan site where papparazi pictures are posted. you only see bottom rung of chets washboard, but chet have it. remind chet to show next time you see.

before chet forget, he like to say sorry to handkerchief for being so sweaty. chet sorry, hanky.

chet wonder.

2006-06-06T23:51:00.000-05:00

chet wonder. do house democrats still think chet a liar?

chet win

2006-06-06T23:17:00.000-05:00

chet win. see. chet not stupid.

chet have question

2006-06-06T20:28:00.000-05:00

chet have question. is chet only one who think he look more and more like chets dad every day?

chet need votes

2006-06-06T15:05:00.000-05:00

chet need votes. chet worried rain keep casual democrats home. it these people who not pay attention and think they're voting for chets dad that chet need to win.

chets blog in quadcity times and other papers

2006-06-03T13:08:00.000-05:00

chets blog in quadcity times and other papers.

"Questions about Culver’s intelligence also have dogged him on the campaign trail. An Internet blog devoted to mocking him, chetnotstupid.blogspot.com, has amused his opponents. Culver said he has heard about the blog but has not seen it."

where they get that idea? chet never say that. chet write blog.

Nagle said it is difficult for anyone to match brainpower with John Culver, whom he describes as an intellectual giant. Chet Culver’s strength, Nagle believes, is strong judgment.“He may not be able to design a nuclear bomb, but he knows when or when not to use it,” Nagle said

chet not sure what to make of this.

chet have one week

2006-05-30T06:25:00.000-05:00

chet have one week. chet need to convince iowa that chet not stupid. he need to convince iowa some things so they vote for chet. here the list:

that state legislators not know anything about governing. state legislators not endorse chet. they all go for someone else. but they not know anything about government or about the people running for governor.

governor vilsack not know anything about governing. he not officially against chet, but he definately not for chet. not pay attention to that. what he know about government or chet?

that chet not have to pay attention to state constitution. chet not pay attention and screw up amendment to iowa constitution. this article explain. it not like constitution important.

that chet not need to go to meetings (patty not need go either). chet miss almost ever meeting of the executive officers of iowa. chet not care and neither should you. chet not add anything to meetings anyway.

that chet not need money from iowans. chet not need support from grass roots. chet have DC roots instead. chet grow up there. his family there. DC roots pay bills better, and not expect good government in return. chet get more money from DC area than sitting congressman.

that truth not matter. even democrats in the legislature call chet a liar. but chet not care. honesty not important. it what people believe that important. chet learn that from karl rove. fibbing ok if it makes problems go away.

that it ok to ignore state ombudsman. chet put iowans private information on the internet for anyone to get. ombudsman tell him to fix it, but chet ignore. chet ignore for six months.

that yepsen not know anything about iowa politics: "The rap on Culver is that he's not bright enough to be governor, and there was little in his performance to ease Democratic concerns he's just not ready to go toe-to-toe with the Republican candidate, Jim Nussle."

that it ok to have someone on campaign team who milked state for millions in department of transportation land deal. it under investigation. "The expo spurned the interest of two other bidders and accepted $15,072 an acre from Knapp and Elwell in 1999 without an appraisal and without advertising the sale. Knapp and Elwell later resold a portion of the property to the state for $130,000 an acre...

Many of the questions, Vaudt said, center on the cozy relationships among Knapp, Elwell, the expo and the Iowa Department of Transportation, and whether those ties led to decisions that cheated taxpayers."

so all chet really have to do is to convince democrats these things and he win next week. oh he forgot one thing:

that nussle, independents, and republicans won't care about these things or anything else that chet forget to list. maybe this most important thing to remember. they just let sleeping dog lie.

chet not have to care about gays anymore

2006-05-22T22:56:00.000-05:00

chet not have to care about gays anymore. staff tell chet that he not have to talk about gays getting married anymore. they tell him it good idea awhile ago. now they change minds, so so does chet. this good deal. chet not have to have opinoin on anything. he just do what staff say get him votes. chet not sure why gays want married anyway. chet get a little tingly in locker room sometime, but that about it.

chet not know where carrol county is

2006-05-19T18:15:00.000-05:00

chet not know where carroll county is. carroll daily times herald complain because chet not go to carroll county.

they say "where in the world is chet culver?"

chet say "where in the world is carroll county?"

Culver, the son of a former U.S. senator, should know this is a state where face-to-face appearances are required not only for gubernatorial candidates, but presidential aspirants as well.

Now, of course, Culver could be planning visits in the next three weeks before the June 6 primary.

But that’s not good enough.

chet too busy missing all his meetings. chet also too busy making calls out of state to visit places like carroll county. chets phone not get good reception out there. how he call maryland and virginia and massachusets to talk to chet supporters when his phone not work?

patty right. chet on tv talking about how important he was when he had job in attorney generals office (you just remember how unimportant chets job just before that was). they not have tv in carroll county? chet not sure. he never go there.

legislators call chet liar

2006-05-19T11:44:00.000-05:00

legislators call chet liar.

House Minority Leader Pat Murphy, D-Dubuque, said he remembers meeting Culver the first week after he was sworn in as a state lawmaker in 1990.

Murphy said Culver introduced himself as the son of former U.S. Sen. John Culver and listed his clients, including IBP.

Murphy said the conversation stood out because of who Culver's father was and because Dubuque residents at the time had been concerned about the possibility of IBP moving into town.

"It was not something that Dubuquers wanted to see happen, so when I heard that, I remembered it. But he admitted to me at that point that he represented them as a client," Murphy said.

Rep. Phil Wise, a Democrat from Keokuk, said he knew back then that Culver worked as a lobbyist for IBP.

"That is just an absurd assertion that somehow it doesn't count," Wise said.

chet get mad. chet get real mad. why they not want chet governor? no one who know chet want him governor. chet have to get all his money from other states. dad raise money for chet. why not legislators?

chet lobby for ibp

2006-05-18T00:02:00.000-05:00

chet lobby for ibp. ed campbell want chet to work for him. he want to tell people senator john culvers son worked for him. that chets dad. chet have hard time getting job after college. chet was young and need the money.

chets staff say one good thing about ibp problem. no one talk about chets failure as secretary of state. they not talk about how chet mess up on amending iowas constitution. that complete cock up and chet not have good excuse. chet just not pay attention. chet try not to talk about it. maybe iowa not care in november. constitution not that important, right?

chet have tattle-taler

2006-05-15T17:05:00.000-05:00

chet have tattle-taler. they get myspace to delete chets page.

I wrote myspace and told them you created a false page. What you are doing is wrong. If you put up another page I will write them again. So stop it.

chet build new one. click and be chets friend.

chets myspace deleted again

2006-05-13T15:17:00.000-05:00

chets myspace deleted again. this time he get email.

Your account has been deleted for violating our terms of service.

This is usually one of few things:

* nude images, sexually suggestive or violent photos
* covering our banner ads with HTML
* harassing other users
* you do not meet the minimum age requirement
* spamming the classifieds, forums, or bulletins
* attempting to artificially inflate scores
* scripting the site

If you choose to return to MySpace, please follow the rules. Thanks.

Your account can not be restored.

chet not doing any of those things. chet wonder if staff get myspace deleted. they tell chet he should work on reading and math and not myspace.

chet having hard time with ibp.

2006-05-09T18:37:00.000-05:00

chet having hard time with ibp. opponent say chet worked for ibp. chet say he didn't. signed statement by chet say he did. who should chet believe? even chets shirt say ibp love chet.

chet selling lots of shirts. chet have hats too. click picture to go to store. chet not making profit, he just tell people chet not stupid on clothes.

chet hurt

2006-05-05T06:05:00.000-05:00

chet hurt. people talk mean about chet on his own blog. this what chet talk about.

The SOS is responsible for elections. He's responsible for making the case to the legislature. He failed to do so. Do we want a governor who can't work with the legislature? Because that's what you'll get with Culver. There's a reason none of the legislators support him.

that comment from post under this one. chet not sure why legislators not endorse him. chet hope they have other jobs because chet fire them when he governor.

chet have emergency

2006-05-01T15:37:00.000-05:00

chet have emergency. chet have to make emergency fixes to election machines. someone tell chet he have to do something for three years, but they think it some conspiracy. it not conspiracy, it just chet. that big of deal until people pay attention to chet. now chet try to fix at last minute since people pay attention now.

chet not like yepsen

2006-04-27T15:44:00.000-05:00

chet not like yepsen.

Secretary of State Chet Culver looked nervous and hesitating. The rap on Culver is that he's not bright enough to be governor, and there was little in his performance to ease Democratic concerns he's just not ready to go toe-to-toe with the Republican candidate, Jim Nussle.

yepsen mean.

chet update.

dailykos mean, too.

I was entirely unimpressed by Chet Culver. He seemed to have very few ideas during the debate, talking heavily about "electability" and "election-year conversions". He failed to make a strong stand on anything during the debate. It seems to me that his current popularity is based mostly on his and his father's name recognition, and that if he does not improve as a candidate his support will decrease as people begin to pay attention to the race.

chet scared

2006-04-26T20:44:00.000-05:00

chet scared. dave vaudt investigating bill knapp. bill give lots of money to chet. bill also chair of chets campaign. dave vaudt kinda getting lots of attention so chet not sure what happen. you maybe remember this. bill buy some land for 15,000 an acre from brother's non-profit. then department of transportation magically change mind and decide to build there. then bill sell same land to state for 130,000 an acre. some people say bill chets brain. that not true. bill just chets bank and so are virginia and maryland. wife is brain.

chet hope bill not get into trouble. chet need bills money to convince iowa chet not stupid.

chet on tv

2006-04-24T23:20:00.000-05:00

chet on tv. everyone say chet have to get free media. look what chet get. if that not smart, chet not know what smart is.

people say chet not got at his job. they say he screw up amendment to iowa constitution. they say he leave iowans private information on internet for six months after state ombudsman tell him he should take down. they ask why govenment people who know chets work best all for mike blouin or run against chet himself like ed fallon. but chet get on tv. people know who chet is. chets dad famous.

chet think you need to get to conventions. chet might have supporters for his supporters (chet have picture below). chet say vote for him on 6th of june. chet make you proud. he smart.

chet have facts about blog

2006-04-21T21:42:00.000-05:00

chet have facts about blog. people who help him think you be interested.

unique visitors: 20,069
most regular visit: person from reston, virginia who use aol (maybe man who get chet all out of state checks).
strangest place: bulgaria

chet going to bed. he have big day tomorrow. chet handing out team culver jockstraps at district conventions. look like this:

maybe you get lucky and get one for you.

chet get refund

2006-04-19T15:06:00.000-05:00

chet get refund. chet get $299. what you think chet do with it? chet thinking bout ipod. chet can listen to dinosaur songs on ipod when he ride to meetings. you have better idea?

chet get another woman

2006-04-17T15:14:00.000-05:00

chet get another woman. now chet have 221 woman who promise to vote for chet. how many more chet need?

chet say happy easter

2006-04-16T08:06:00.000-05:00

chet say happy easter.

chet have money

2006-04-13T16:21:00.000-05:00

chet have money. that good reason for people to give him money. someone disagree. they think chet writing letter telling about money and asking for money not good enough. chet wonder what more they want. chet have money. people know chets last name. what else?

chet get a little message board on the side

2006-04-12T11:49:00.000-05:00

chet get a little message board on the side. it new feature for blog. write there if you want. some already use it. chet like tv and sports, so maybe he be sportscaster someday. chet not sure his dad can get that job for chet though. one time someone say chets forehead shiny.

chet not like soup

2006-04-10T14:18:00.000-05:00

chet not like soup. some people try to get him go sip soup. that not chets style. chet like steak, and everyone he know like steak.

they tell chet bring his silver spoon to soup kitchen. chet not sure what they mean by that.

chet not really have anything to say about scandal

2006-04-07T22:26:00.000-05:00

chet not really have anything to say about scandal. chet think it good that people stop talking about bill knapp though. bill knapp telling chet how he get elected. bill knapp say once chet governor chet can tell him where everything is going to be built. then bill can buy up all land around it and make lots of money.

chet usually can tell time

2006-04-04T01:03:00.000-05:00

chet usually can tell time. it get hard for chet when clock doesnt have numbers but has letter like I's and X's. chet try to stay in time, but not always when chet get confused. also, chet not pick out own outfit. it someone else's fault he wear wrong colors, which chet know all of by the way.

chet debate

2006-04-03T15:21:00.000-05:00

chet debate. it in the news. you probably see it.

chets staff say one thing. they say chet already win low exepectations part. they say if chet show up with both shoes tied, he probably win debate. they not say whether chet have to do it himself though. chet practice just in case.

they take questions for debate from readers. since chet not read all the time chet not sure if it ok for him to give questions. here some suggestions if you want to help chet you can give to register.

chet, can you tell about what it like to play football in virginia?
who has smallest neck to chin ratio, because he should win?
who has more senators in family?
chet, why you like green so much?
who would win at wrestling?

chet ask you please not to ask any math questions or anything about how to amend iowa constitution. chet never been good at those.

chet like to see some other questions, so you can put them here. chet write answers on hand so he not look stupid.

chet make new shirt

2006-03-30T11:38:00.000-06:00

chet make new shirt. chet selling shirts at steady pace. maybe wear them in parade? new shirt is chet smiling at voters. chet do the art himself.

click on shirt if you want to buy. remember, chet not making money off shirts. chet just trying to remind people to vote for chet.

chet losing to undecided

2006-03-29T21:45:00.000-06:00

chet losing to undecided. chets staff scared that 2/3rds of democrats not want chet for governor. maybe you see it. it all on tv. staff tell chet, chet you got what it take to be governor. people know chet, he have name people know. but if so many people know chet, why they not all vote for him? chet get money from people far away. chet get money from washington, maryland and virginia. but chet only get a little from close away.

people say chet make big mistakes as secretary state. chet say so what. it not that important of job.

chet get deleted

2006-03-27T15:48:00.000-06:00

chets myspace page get deleted. someone complain to myspace that it not chet. it not professional. chet just try to connect with young voters. chet like young voters like chris at political forecast.

chet get deleted by iowa labor unions too. chet think it too bad they not support him. who knows mike blouin? people know chet. his dad senator. chet has a helmet. vote for chet.

chet get endorsed.

2006-03-22T00:21:00.000-06:00

chet get endorsed. uaw endorse chet. it nice to finally have someone say chet good. too many others take blouin's side. chet start to think no one like him. no unions, no legislators, no vilsack, no one. just dads friends and college boys. now chet add uaw to list. too bad they not on myspace. chet would make them friends. add chet if you on myspace. http://www.myspace.com/chetculver

chet get visitors

2006-03-17T01:52:00.000-06:00

chet get visitors. he have over 10,000 people since he start blog.

not pinch chet

2006-03-17T00:58:00.000-06:00

not pinch chet. it st patricks day. chets blog green. chet think he set.

it time you learned about chet

2006-03-14T18:27:00.000-06:00

it time you learned about chet. chet have favorite movie. chet like hunchback noter dame. it about hunchback in tower. he have big hunch. pretty girl see hunchback for what hunchback really is, a nice man. this like chet. people look at chet and see big chin. they need look past big chin. see chet for what chet really is. chet senators son. vote for chet.

chets website broke

2006-03-12T19:17:00.000-06:00

chets website broke. chets blog only place to learn about chet. learn from chet. pick better web people.

chet try poem

2006-03-10T14:22:00.000-06:00

chet try poem. krusty have contest. this what chet write.

chet try to write poem
chet not sure what haiku mean
he hope this does trick

chet take survey

2006-03-10T00:49:00.000-06:00

chet take survey. friend on myspace send to chet.

Have you ever?

Given anyone a bath: chet give self bath once. he miss spots.
Bungee jumped: chet not like heights.
Made yourself throw-up: one time chet eat too many cheese balls and throw-up. that count?
Gone skinny dipping: chet not so skinny. some say he fat.
Eaten a hot dog: one time chet eat hot dog. chet get mustard on tie.
Put your tongue on a frozen pole: this get chet every winter. chet hate poles.
Played truth or dare? chet always lose that game.
Been in a police car: chet get lost one time. police take chet back to fundraiser.
Been in a sauna: chet not know what that mean. same as ennui?
Fallen asleep in school: some say that why chet not finish law school. but chet not sleep.
Ran away?: chet miss washington dc. all chets friends there.
Saved e-mails: chet just learn blog. maybe he learn email next time.
Best song you ever heard: chet like dinosaur songs
Stupidest thing you have ever done: maybe chet answer this one when he have more time.
Last thing you said: maybe chet answer this one when he have more time.

chet on myspace.

2006-03-08T12:00:00.000-06:00

chet on myspace. find here: http://www.myspace.com/chetculver. chet like friends. if you on myspace, make chet friend.

chet give speech.

2006-03-08T10:47:00.000-06:00

chet give speech. iowa ennui have it. chet not no what ennui mean. he think it mean vote for chet. maybe new t shirt.

chet have many visitors.

2006-03-07T19:29:00.000-06:00

chet have many visitors. this site good idea. chet get message from je. it say Kris no need to help Chet. Chet ready to lead Iowa forward.

that right! chet ready go to meetings. he already go to some. chet lead iowa.

you not believe chet? read comments. chet not make up.

chet have friends in low places

2006-03-07T19:24:00.000-06:00

chet have friends in low places. some from statehouse visit chets website. you like website? why you not endorse chet? chet about ideas. that new theme. you like?

here shirt chet made.

2006-03-07T02:02:00.000-06:00

here shirt chet made. chet not get money if you buy. he try to keep price low. you can wear to parade. click shirt.

heather say chet not good drawer.

2006-03-07T01:54:00.000-06:00

heather say chet not good drawer. that ok. chet about ideas.

chet like farms

2006-03-06T18:08:00.000-06:00

chet like farms. he draw pig. this for next t shirt. theme chet likes farms. what you think?

pig by chet

chet famous

2006-03-06T17:54:00.000-06:00

chet famous. man at bacon site talk about chet. plug shirts. buy shirt and sticker too. chet get elected.

chet sell things

2006-03-06T15:12:00.000-06:00

chet sell things. chet get money. you go look.

http://www.cafepress.com/chetnotstupid

neat, yes?

chet not stupid

2006-03-06T14:01:00.000-06:00

people say chet culver dumb. they not no chet good. chet smart. i ask friend kris woods how chet convince people. kris say chet start blog. so here is blog. if that not convince you, you check back. chet prove it.